Once again, I win the "Worst Blogger in The World" award.  Its great to be here tonight, receiving this most esteemed token of my complete and total laziness and all around suckitude.

I would like to thank my wife and child, my family, the internet, work, other bloggers, reading, and everything else that fills my days and keeps me from writing this stupid shit that only 4 people read anyway. 

For the most part, humanity is a worthless disease, infesting the earth like cockroaches in a sugar bin.  Except for a few notable exceptions, we should probably be completely eradicated from the planet, leaving mother nature back in the state of perfect balance.  Clearly there is no god, otherwise a fiery vengance would have been unleashed upon us without mercy long, long ago.  And, if we were created as an experiment by some alien race, I beseech them to come back post-hatse and clean up their fucking mess.

Thank you again for this award, and goodnight.